SPN!crack: Don't Do Me (Any Favors)

I think the heat is getting to me. (I wanted summer, but seriously, 35 degrees? What happened to those moderately warm, nice summers that lasted for weeks? Now we've got either 16 degrees or 35. Where's the fun in that?) Aaaanyway, apparently the heat leads to me writing weird things:

Supernatural, rated R, 4500 words. Dean/Castiel, Sam, Gabriel. Not to be taken seriously. Seriously.

Thank you to icelily01 for the beta!

( Naturally, with the Trickster, things weren't over even when they were over )